You might have to do it the right way.
Your husband's perfect sandwich might have 2/3 peanut butter, 1/3 jelly.
And your wife might be OCD about which side of the bread you spread stuff on.
Luckily, you both prefer crunchy peanut butter over creamy!
Sunday, February 12, 2012
If you make your spouse a PB&J...
If you make your spouse a PB&J...
You might have to do it the right way.
Your husband's perfect sandwich might have 2/3 peanut butter, 1/3 jelly.
And your wife might be OCD about which side of the bread you spread stuff on.
Luckily, you both prefer crunchy peanut butter over creamy!
Yum!
You might have to do it the right way.
Your husband's perfect sandwich might have 2/3 peanut butter, 1/3 jelly.
And your wife might be OCD about which side of the bread you spread stuff on.
Luckily, you both prefer crunchy peanut butter over creamy!
Sunday, February 5, 2012
If you let your husband have a Super Bowl party...
If you let your husband have a Super Bowl party...
You might make some amazing snacks!
You might invite over some great friends.
And the great friends you invite might also bring some amazing snacks!
Overall, you might have a fantastic time!
You might make some amazing snacks!
You might invite over some great friends.
And the great friends you invite might also bring some amazing snacks!
Overall, you might have a fantastic time!
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
If your wife starts feeling restless...
If your wife starts feeling restless....
She may want to rearrange the living room.
You may think it's an odd idea, but you agree to help.
In fact, while she's at work, you might surprise her by moving all of the furniture before she even gets home!
You might even make a delicious lunch for her because you know she will be starving by 1:00.
She'll come home, thank you for all of your hard work, and give you a great big kiss!
She may want to rearrange the living room.
You may think it's an odd idea, but you agree to help.
In fact, while she's at work, you might surprise her by moving all of the furniture before she even gets home!
You might even make a delicious lunch for her because you know she will be starving by 1:00.
She'll come home, thank you for all of your hard work, and give you a great big kiss!
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
If you buy your wife some Oreos...
If you buy your wife some Oreos....
She's going to want some milk to go with them.
On your way back to Wal-Mart's refrigerator section, you will pass by the Cheetos.
Since Cheetos are your favorite, you might pick up some of those too.
And what goes better with Cheetos than Mountain Dew?
You'll try not to look guilty as the cashier rings up all your junk food. Then go home and have a party!
Until the next day....
When you weigh yourselves on the bathroom scale.
So you'll both go to the gym.
You'll work really hard, feel great...
...and go reward yourself with some Oreos.
She's going to want some milk to go with them.
On your way back to Wal-Mart's refrigerator section, you will pass by the Cheetos.
Since Cheetos are your favorite, you might pick up some of those too.
And what goes better with Cheetos than Mountain Dew?
You'll try not to look guilty as the cashier rings up all your junk food. Then go home and have a party!
Until the next day....
When you weigh yourselves on the bathroom scale.
Your wife may moan and say, "It's time to start exercising again!"
So you'll both go to the gym.
You'll work really hard, feel great...
...and go reward yourself with some Oreos.
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