She's going to want some milk to go with them.
On your way back to Wal-Mart's refrigerator section, you will pass by the Cheetos.
Since Cheetos are your favorite, you might pick up some of those too.
And what goes better with Cheetos than Mountain Dew?
You'll try not to look guilty as the cashier rings up all your junk food. Then go home and have a party!
Until the next day....
When you weigh yourselves on the bathroom scale.
Your wife may moan and say, "It's time to start exercising again!"
So you'll both go to the gym.
You'll work really hard, feel great...
...and go reward yourself with some Oreos.
